Clementine: You're not a stalker or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
“Pages ripped out. Don’t remember doing that. It appears this is my first entry in two years.” -Joel